The Pip line

Tiny cat. Big chaos. Zero apologies.

Pip has never once considered the consequences. His side of the house is the loud one — big-print hoodies, ringer tees, weatherproof stickers, socks that clash on purpose and enamel pins that start arguments. If it's electric yellow and slightly unhinged, Pip signed off on it before anyone could stop him.

• ✦Louder is a valid strategy.
• ✦Knock it off the table first, apologise never.
• ✦Yellow counts as a neutral.